Life of Lewis

elliottheis:

Wanna go green? Kick off a nearby volcano. The skies will love you.

Laura Parrott posts:

Good Evening.

Yesterday it dawned on me once again that I have no money, and that the only way to make more was to drag myself around my surrounding streets and do door to door car washing. I did this for the first time last week, so this week i was feeling a little more confident.

I tell you what, some people looked like I had asked them if they would be interested in some crack cocaine, not if they would be interested in having their car washed for a competitive price. If anything, I undercharge. In some places, people would see the dreaded teenager standing at their door and hide, even though their house is basically made of windows and I can see them.

Whilst washing my first car (a crappy ford fiesta for those interested), I came to the conclusion that I’m sick of people like me getting a bad reputation because of some yobbos that think they’re hardmen because they carry knives and guns and rob old ladies. Personally, I love old people (in a non perverted manner, naturally), but because of these fools, they don’t love me.

So, I blame these knobbers that run around acting like 50 cent. Them, and the Daily Mail for convincing the population of the UK that we’re all the same.

Well I don’t know about you, but I don’t tend to carry an AK-47 on me.

I also upset most of the people in my street by setting off a car alarm that I couldn’t, for the life of me, stop.

On the plus side, I made £15. Enough to shut me up about stereotypes for now.

Lewis came over from his grandparents and I made him fish fingers and reggae reggae sauce, he loves that stuff. Then we juiced some apples for me to mix with some gin tomorrow night. And right now, I’m sitting on my bed listening to my best spotify playlist.

Currently playing: Taking Back Sunday - Liar (It takes one to know one)

I’ve only just remembered how awesome they are.

And as it goes, 90% of my wardrobe is at the bottom of my bed. Nice and tidy then.

Good night :)